


“Miss Posabule, are you claiming that Lila and Rokan are the worst couple because, as a clingy older sister, their relationship is the literary manifestation of your worst fear? The fear that Bean will abandon you to shack-up with a creepy older man she’s known for three weeks, casting you aside in the role of the jealous, bitter hag, even though all you’ve ever wanted is her happiness?”įirst of all, it’s rude to listen in on my therapy sessions. Lila and Rokan – “Barbarian’s Touch” and “ The Barbarian before Christmas“ What I Would Like to See: Their friendship is nice, so I’m content with the direction of their relationship. I’ve seen middle school couples that were more mature than these two.īut I like them as friends! I’m glad they reconciled at Croatoan. Their break-up, initiated by Claire, was textbook passive-aggression. She replied by clamming up and refusing to talk to him. Bek was an oppressive tool and nagged Claire constantly, crushing her spirit. Although Claire and Bek were together for over a year, it was a bad year. Though I did write this fun fancast article if you’d like some ideas on who I think should play each role!Ĭontent Warning: In addition to spoilers for the “Ice Planet Barbarian” Series, I occasionally use salty language to describe the events of the books. Disclaimer: The “Ice Planet Barbarians” franchise is the property of Ruby Dixon.
